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Empire War

“Stormtrooper: hey cops, give us some donuts. UK cops: WTF!"

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Well what can I say part from “dont try this at home folks."

Be warned that while hilarious, the content of this news may be NSFW. 

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Easily the most bizarre news I’ve ever heard so far.

This took place in Hong Kong a few days ago. A 40-year old man, not content with the Candy Girls he’s got, decided to seek other methods to wax his dolphin. So one night, he decided to quietly come to a part, where there’s all sorts of facilities where one can work out, and chose to wax his dolphin on a metallic sit up board, as this metallic board is designed with holes originally intended for dispersing heat. As can be seen in the photo above.

Unfortunately for this man, after he docked his dolphin in one of those holes, he discovered to his horror that he could not undock after many attempts. As a result, he was forced to called the local fire squad for help.

 

The moaning sound at around 0:18-0:28 is of the man in excruciating pain as the medics attempted to let blood out in order to shrink his dolphin so that it can get out. When that didn’t work, the fireman had to bring an electric saw (no, they’re not gonna saw his dolphin, lol) and saw off the whole board, which they later hauled into the ambulance and straight to the hospital where they finally got his dolphin out.

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When I first heard this news, I was lost for words to describe how I felt as I was too busy laughing. I can only imagine the bewilderness of they guy at the emergency call centre when receiving the call:

“This is the 999 Emergency Centre, how may I help you?"
“Er… I think… I may have my dolphin stuck… in a hole…"
“Is this some sort of sick joke?"

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Just wanna say “Thanks!" for lunch today, luv ya! … XOXOXO

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